Embarrassing things Emme has said recently:

An African American lady was checking us out at Target and Emme proceeded to tell her she had a funny nose.

A lady was checking my receipt at Wal-Mart and Emme asked why she had those two big "molds" (moles) on her face.

Tonight at dinner we ran into an old family friend we hadn't seen in a long time. Emme then asked her if she had a baby in her tummy...

Please tell me how you parents make it through these beyond horrifying things...