So after a few months of random toes turning purple, Josh finally made me schedule to see my podiatrist. She comes in, sees my toes are purple, and tells me I have Raynaud's Phenomenon (but not a serious case as of now). The way to fix it:

Don't excercise
Rest as much as possible so I'm not stressed
Drink red wine every day
Let Josh massage my feet

I told my mom all this and she said to go back again, maybe this time she'd tell me to buy a whole new wardrobe!